- Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
- Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
- Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
- New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
- Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
- Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
- Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
- Saskatchewan:
- Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
- British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
- Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
- Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
- Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
Feb 10 -
Canada
musings of madeleine, 21. born and educated in new york city. raised in hoboken, new jersey. honorary resident of westerly, rhode island. sarah lawrence college student. bookslut. new jersey devils fan. beer enthusiast. jellyfish. proudly walking the distance between somewhat eccentric and batshit insane.
